What?!? Rock stars are for Kerry? You're kidding! Let's take a look at the lineup, shall we?
Springsteen: in the words of Dave Grohl, if Bruce is the Boss, I quit.
Dixie Chicks: yeah, they better try to crossover to a rock audience, because their country audience is gone with the wind.
Bright Eyes: dull sound, dim wit.
Jackson Browne: a pacifist who's not afraid to hit a woman. I dare Teresa to tell him to shove it.
Dave Matthews: Cinching-up that crucial frat-hippie vote.
Bonnie Raitt: stick to guitar playing, ma'am.
Mellencamp: The Coug! Yeah! Suckin' on a chili dog, outside the Tastee Freeze! The Coooooooooooooug!!!
Eddie Vedder: ah, the King of the Chin-Singers, who helped to elect Bush by trying to elect Nader. Wait'll Jackson Browne finds out about that; Eddie just might get slapped around a little bit himself.
Death Cab for Cutie: I thought they were a PLO front.
James Taylor: I'll give you 3000 guesses who he dedicates "Fire and Rain" to.
Without question the worst thing about an anti-Bush rock tour is that it raises the spectre of an even more dreadful pro-Bush country tour.
UPDATE 8/5/4 12:36 AM
Pardon a little drunken blogging, but Allah the Wise has indeed the most succint take on Bruce's crusade. Drive your pink cadillac on over here.
UPDATE 8/5/4 1:28 PM
Thanks to Preston for finding evidence that Chris Isaak is not one of these blathering Leftist dumbasses.
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